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Public Speaking for (Hot, Sexy) Lady Lawyers

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From the “guess what, big law firms are still playgrounds for clueless white men” files: a memo circulated through Clifford Chance’s U.S. offices that gave women helpful tips for public speaking. Some of these tips:

  • You’ve got to lose the “Um” and “Uh,” “You Know,” “OK,” and “Like.”
  • Use a relaxed, open throat, breathe from the abdomen, and keep your mouth open.
  • Think Lauren Bacall, not Marilyn Monroe.
  • Don’t giggle, don’t squirm, and don’t tilt your head.
  • Practice hard words.
  • Wear a suit, not your party outfit.
  • No one heard Hillary the day she showed cleavage.

The tips are, of course, sexist.

You know what else is sexist? The fact that a mass e-mail from a “Women’s Committee” member to all the female associates in the U.S. is what passes for effort to retain and promote women in Big Law. As my friend @LedaGaytrix pointed out upon learning of this memo, “Firms direct advice to women to make up for lack of mentors, not because only women need the tips.” Patronizing, arms-length “mentoring” like this probably has something to do with why women don’t stick around in Big Law: they’re rare among power players at the most influential firms, despite outnumbering men among law school graduates. Maybe firms like Clifford Chance should do more than simply set up a Women’s Committee and fail to monitor the members’ e-mails. If they really care about retaining and promoting their female associates, that is.

 

Rad-Femme Lawyer

Rad-Femme Lawyer is a practicing litigator living in Chicago, and a contributor of legal information and opinions to #TWiBNation, Her professional concentrations are commercial and securities litigation, and she also does pro bono work in special education access and employment discrimination.

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